frustration-squared:

dantes7thcircle:

kongoupak:

ushizume-teppei:

titleknown:

Welp, now they’ve invented undressable dakimakura. God is officially fucking dead.

"god is dead" nah son, this means god is real

checkmate atheists 

Christians:0
Atheists:0
Weaboos:1

This is too relevant to my taste in humor

(via tattooed-disappointment)

howdareyouwhackofftomyogiue:

the smootch at the end kills meyou don’t know romance until you’ve watched gozilla (2014)

howdareyouwhackofftomyogiue:

the smootch at the end kills me

you don’t know romance until you’ve watched gozilla (2014)

(via tattooed-disappointment)

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via whiskeysigh)

(Source: genaphobia, via suckmyclitoris)

(Source: naked-yogi, via suckmyclitoris)

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

(via typicalteenagenude)

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via suckmyclitoris)

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via fuzzkvlt)

mizzjade:

Dating me means peep shows at the grocery store. Always.

mizzjade:

Dating me means peep shows at the grocery store. Always.

(Source: imaconhou, via typicalteenagenude)

theonion:

Open-Minded Man Would Be Willing To Look Past Jennifer Lawrence’s Flaws

(via ch4nel)